With the writer's strike dragging on, I have plenty of time to come up with foolproof reality TV show ideas. This morning, I had a real brainstorm: ``Would You Kill For A Night With Jessica Alba?''
In this competition, contestants would provide detailed scenarios of how they would commit the perfect homicide in order to win a night with the comely vixen. The plans would be judged by a team of homicide detectives, along with Jessica, and the winner would get just what the title says.
On a related note, I've been thinking of putting together a band. If it's heavy metal, we'll call it ``Pistolwhip.'' If it's rap, it will be ``Pstulwip.'' Alt-rock will be ``pistol.whip.'' Country will be ``Pistol Whip''